Crime Never Pays: An Android: Netranter



Señor Taps has joined a gang!

Despite FFG’s reassurances that crime never ends, the Criminal faction in Netrunner has been at a pretty low ebb lately. And, with Tapwrm being restricted by the latest MWL, this will probably make things even worse. This rant used to be part of my analysis and response to the MWL update, and I split it off because it was just too long and rambling. If you are averse to people frothing at the mouth angry at little pieces of cardboard, don’t click below!

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Netrunner: Competitive Decks on the Cheap


We have a new Netrunner core set, a new cycle of datapacks, and a steady influx of new and returning players! Are YOU one of those players? Do YOU want to try out competitive play? We’re in the middle of Store Championships season, and attending one is the most accessible way to meet other Netrunners, make friends, and flatline them!

But what’s this you say? You’ve only got a core set and you don’t feel like you can put together a competitive deck to take to a tournament? If so, this guide is for you!

Inspired by Willingdone’s and thebigunit3000’s guides to building a competitive deck as cheaply as possible from a couple years ago, I decided to do the same for the current metagame and card pool. So, if you want a deck that has a chance at taking down a Store Championship without spending a small fortune, keep reading!

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Netrunner Flavour Notes: The Glass House Hack

gamblerant original

When William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition came out, some of his long-standing fans lamented that he had abandoned science fiction and set his novel (the first in a new trilogy) in the present day. After all, Gibson’s Neuromancer is considered a foundational novel in cyberpunk genre. But the more astute readers realised that, in his new trilogy, Gibson did not abandon writing about the cyberpunk future: the world simply caught up to the future Gibson has been writing about all along! In Pattern Recognition, “the future is here.” Continue reading

Dr. Ruselove, or, How I Learned to Stop Siphoning and Love the Imp

Breaking News (sob) as Cry of Frustration Holdings Consolidated acquire ludicrous amount of Bad Publicity (not the podcast, sadly, can’t afford them). After asserting, on every online forum far and wide, from Reddit to Twitter and far beyond, in postings far too embarrassing to link to, that the talk of the imminent announcement of a revised Core Set for Netrunner were nothing but rumours concocted by paranoid nuts and disseminated by irresponsible trolls who were discouraging beginners from buying into the game, and that no such product exists, staking every last shred of our publication’s online reputation on there being no such thing as Core 2.0, our institution was forced to eat crow when, in a surprise turn of events, Core 2.0 was suddenly announced

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The #$#!! Compendium of Netrunner Newbie Mistakes

We’ve all done these. No shame in any of them, Android: Netrunner is a complex game! Just collecting typical beginner mistakes here as a handy reference for beginners to look through and go “oooooh, so THAT’S how that works!” and for experienced players to chuckle at and think “were we ever so young?”


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Netrunner Flavour Notes: Seidr

Welcome to “Flavour Notes”, a new fixture in which I don’t talk about mechanics, balance, or anything else that this blog purports to be about, but instead indulge in my appreciation for flavour, fluff, and background. And, ok, a little bit of pedantry. In this installment, Seidr Laboratories.

Having listened to multiple reviews of Terminal Directive cards (by people better at Netrunner than me, which is why this is a Flavour Notes…), I’ve noticed that Seidr Laboratories is being pronounced in many different ways, ranging from “cedar” (like the tree), to “cider” (like the drink). However, though both flavoursome, neither is correct.



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Netrunner: Drunken MWL predictions!

It’s the holiday season, and Damon Claus will soon be bringing us new presents (and taking a few away) with a new MWL! Based on what better players than I have said, both in online forums and in interviews (check out Dan d’Argenio here, for instance), and my own (much less well-informed) assessment of the meta, here are my predictions for what changes the New Year will bring to Netrunner! Continue reading